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I’ll Cry!!!
in JokesA girl in around fifth grade was walking home from school. As she walking she sees a really adorable little boy walking the same way as she is. The little boy comes up to her and says, “Can i walk home with you??” The little girl, being a mean snobby person says, “Oooh, god no!!…
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Nose Picker
in JokesMy mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself.
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Ordering Soup
in JokesWhat kind of soup do you order at a gay Chinese resturant? Cream of Yungi (Cream of Young Guy)
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Letters From Tennants
in Jokes1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore. 3. It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer…
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Teeny Weenie (haunted Hotel Room 3)
in JokesA man walks into a hotel and asks the man for a room. The clerk says, “There’s only one room left, and it’s haunted.” But the man says, “I’ll take it!” That night he heard the ghost. “I’m the ghost of Teeny Weenie! Stay here and I’ll take your weenie!” and the man ran out…
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Cool Ass
in JokesCecil and Scott are two homosexuals living together. It was extremely hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer. “Scott! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?” Scott replied, “It was so hot outside, I thought you’d like something cool to slip into!”
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3 couples and Church
in JokesThree couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple…