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There were 2 men sitting next to each other in a hospital waiting room. Feeling a little akward, one man turns to the other and asks, “So what are you in here for?”. Leaning closer to the other man so as to wisper because of embarasment, the first man replies,”I have a green ring around…

What’s grosser than gross? When you’re eating a bowl of rice crispies and one gets up and slithers away.

Penis breath, a lover’s dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease. Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know…

One day, a little boy came up to a man at the park. The boy asked the man, “Why do you have a big nose?” The man answered, “Because…I have big fingers.”

Three friends decided to check out a room in a hotel, but before the man gave them their key he said, “In your room there is a window. If you jump out of it while wishing something outloud your wish will come true.” The three friends raced to their room, the first guy jumped out…

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don’t do dick.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm!