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Once upon a time, there was an elderly couple. Next door, there lived a Peeping Tom. One day, the couple received a phone call. The woman said, “Fred! Peeping Tom tells us to shut the blinds or he’ll call the police!”

3 people were asked to find the “hardest” word in the dictionary. One person found the word “happiness”. One person found the word”photosynthesis”. The last person found the word “dick”.

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.…

IBM and IBC combine to create the perfect computer for financial management. Here’s the headline on the weekly paper. IBM: Do You?

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar… and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That’s what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT Now that you’ve smiled at least once,…

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.” The client…

Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels…

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, “Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of…

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a very tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts he can’t stop looking at her thighs. To his delight he discovers that she is wearing no underwear. The blonde suddenly notices that he is looking and asks, “Are you looking at my p*ssy?” “Yes,…

make a hole.

What do starving Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off dead Beatles.

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings him his meal. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, exclaiming, “Waitress! There’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what’s…