insults
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Smart Blondes, Dum Blondes, Santa, & the Tooth Fairy
in JokesA dumb blonde, smart blonde, santa clause, and the tooth fairy are walking on the sidewalk together. One of them steps on a five dollar bill. Who picks it up? Answer no one!! three of them don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
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Italian Christmas
in JokesChristmas Italian Style ‘Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin’, Cuz I had a gun unda my pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin’ pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, “YO! Keep it down!” When what to my Wonderin’ eyes should appear, But…
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From a TRUE Friend
in JokesAren’t you tired of those stupid, mushy greeting cards down at the card store? Here’s what a real friend would send to another… Dear friend, When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad… When you are blue, I will try to…
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How Many Men Does…
in JokesHow many men does it take to find anything? Zero. They have to ask a woman 1st and then after she tells them exactly where it is for the umpteenth time & they still can’t find it….. The now exasperated woman goes & gets it for them in the exact place she has told them…
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Is That Dinner?
in JokesThere were cockroaches in the corner of a hotel when four people saw it and reacted differently. The hotel manager saw the cockroaches, and said “Can somejoke please clean these up? It’s ruining my hotel.” A customer saw it and said “Don’t the hotel facilities know how to maintain this hotel clean and free of…