insults

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

Customer: “Are you Hispanic?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Middle Eastern?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Egyptian?” Me: “No.” Customer: “What are you?” Me: “Chinese.” (customer puts on offended face) Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.” Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.” Customer: “NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!!!” Me:…

why are black people so good at basket ball? because they can Run, shoot and steal.

What is the difference between you and a ho? The ho is smarter.

Sometimes, I worry about you… But then i remember that my mom told me never to anthropomorphize.

As an insult you could say “You know, most of you weight comes from all that make-up your wearing!”

For Stupid: Hey, your house is calling, and they’re missing their idiot. Where were you when God gave out brains? How many times have you crawled into the hole that said ‘lowers your IQ’? Did you get dropped on your head when you were little and your mom said you were just ‘special’? Did you…

What is a Mexican’s favorite sport!? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Cross Country

It is really insulting when someone from the Greenwich restaurant see you eating a pizza from Pizza Hut.

If brains were fuel, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the edge of a penny.

George W. Bush was invited to visit the Queen of England. The Queen gets her finest horses and buggy. When Bush gets off the plane, and onto the buggy, Bush and the Queen ingage in a conversation. In the middle of their conversation, one of the horse let out a really big, really smelly fart.…

You’re so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.