insults

Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because it flipped him off.

TEACHER : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost $10/kg, then what is my age? STUDENT : 32 yrs! TEACHER : How do you know? STUDENT : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Why do alot of people go to black peoples yard sales? A:To get there stuff back.

1. You don’t like newbies. 2.You are #1 on this website. 3. You pretend to know everything. 4. You dislike AC3P1L07 5. You nail people for doing what you did. 6. You yell DUPE if someone you don’t know posts anything. 7. Coincidently you only report it if it really is. 8. You received a…

I Hate you you hate me barney gave *****(1) H.I.V so we kicked them in the balls and shot her in the head now that *****(2) bitch is dead anii stars ***** men add someones nae or add an adjective to fit i.e – *****(1)fred *****(2)ugly

A Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10 minutes yelling “Damn! The goat stinks!” After him the Norwegian went in, and after half an hour he came out yelling, “Damn! The goat stinks!”…

Whats the difference between a black man and a farm tractor? Nothing! The tractor is just an upgrade!

Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. 3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 4. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. 5. Forgot to pay his brain bill. 6. A few clowns…

A black man and a Jew jump off a building; who wins? Society.

I once asked a foreign person if i could bang on his drum, he told me, “You can’t bang on my drum, but you can bang on my bum!” -If this ever happens to you, run!

You’re so stupid, you traded your car in for petrol!