insults

Freddy:May I please use the telephone for a while? Lady Flora:Yes, you may. Then Freddy saw a poster of Jollibee. There it says that the only telephone number you may dial in Rhode Island if you want to talk to them is: 626-999-626. Freddy called that number. Freddy:626-999-626. Jollibe Customer Service:Hello, Jollibee customer service here.…

You’re so fat, when you went outside wearing a yellow dress everyjoke called “TAXI”

Why don’t you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

Here’s 50 cents call someone who cares

Stupidity is not a crime… So you’re free to go!

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.” The biker says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m an asshole.”

You’re so stupid, that you called my house and asked for my number!

When you were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes!

Keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.

You’re as bright as a broken lightbulb!

You’re so fat you make sumos look anorexic.

What’s a Jewish dilemma? A free ham sandwich.