insults

Here’s 50 cents call someone who cares

Stupidity is not a crime… So you’re free to go!

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.” The biker says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m an asshole.”

You’re so stupid, that you called my house and asked for my number!

When you were born, God admitted that even he sometimes made mistakes!

Keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.

You’re as bright as a broken lightbulb!

You’re so fat you make sumos look anorexic.

What’s a Jewish dilemma? A free ham sandwich.

Q: You know what’s gross? A: When you look in a mirror!

If you can tell time… Why can’t you tell that I don’t have time for you?

Question: What is the best way to get rid of Irish people? Answer: Throw a dollar off of a bridge! Question: What is the best way to get rid of more Irish people? Answer: Say that no one found the dollar yet!