insults

Hey! Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?!

You’re so old your social security number is 1!

Flea: (noun) a small, wingless, bloodsucking parasite (see also) a. Brother-in-law b. lawyer c. politician

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You were so ugly as a baby, your incubator was tinted.

A girl named Zoey goes up to an artist and asks him to paint a picture of her face. “But Miss Zoey, if I paint a picture of your face then I can never be an artist again.” “Why?” she asked. “Because if I look at your face too long, I will go blind.”

A man walks into a restaurant, and asks the waiter: Man: Waiter, how much is a cup of coffee? Waiter: 50 cents, sir. Man: How much are refills? Waiter: They are free. Man: That’s nice, I’ll have a refill, please.

yo mama and daddy r so fat, half the world went to ur mom, the other to ur dad.

There was a Polish man and an American on the street corner. The American man wanted to see if the Polish really were stupid. The Polish man replied, “No, you stupid American, we are not.” The American then puts his hand in front of a metal pole, and tells the Polish man, he’s sorry to…

Hitler walks into a bar; he’s depressed. He goes up to the counter and orders three shots. The bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots; the bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots. The bartender asks Hitler why he’s so depressed.…

why are black people getting stronger? tv’s are getting bigger

Roses are red, Grass is green. You have the shape Of a washing machine.