• Oh My

    Frankienstien was out on a rainy day and he saw a very ugly guy. “Lookin’ good!” he said to him. Later he saw a super model he said, “So, how’d you get to be a mutant?”

  • Japanese Amusement Parks

    Why are there so few amusement parks in Japan? Because they aren’t tall enough to ride them!

  • Idiots Today

    The idiots we have today. They’re so stupid they make turkeys seem smart. They even make sponges seem smarter.

  • Air Pollution

    Help reduce air pollution, stop breathing

  • Black Oral Sex

    WARNING: Racial insult to a black person. Why could a black person never get oral sex? Because the black person would taste like horribly burned food.

  • Pick Up Lines

    These pick up lines are so nasty, they’re insults… The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every…

  • You’re So Stupid You…

    You’re so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!

  • Smart-ass Answers

    Smart-ass Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat …she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.” Smart-ass Answer #2 A…

  • A Limerick From Me to You

    Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

  • Two Brains

    You used to have two brains. One you lost a long time ago, and the other one went looking for it!

  • Insulting!

    Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be…

  • PigS fly

    Parent: You two should sing in the talent show together. Tim: When pigs fly! cindy: You fly?