insults

For Stupid: Hey, your house is calling, and they’re missing their idiot. Where were you when God gave out brains? How many times have you crawled into the hole that said ‘lowers your IQ’? Did you get dropped on your head when you were little and your mom said you were just ‘special’? Did you…

What is a Mexican’s favorite sport!? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Cross Country

It is really insulting when someone from the Greenwich restaurant see you eating a pizza from Pizza Hut.

If brains were fuel, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the edge of a penny.

George W. Bush was invited to visit the Queen of England. The Queen gets her finest horses and buggy. When Bush gets off the plane, and onto the buggy, Bush and the Queen ingage in a conversation. In the middle of their conversation, one of the horse let out a really big, really smelly fart.…

You’re so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

What did the little black boy get for his birthday? Your bike.

newf is cool timmy cool is cool battery is cool girliepie is cool newf is cool drunky is cool all on my buddy list are cool all on wocka are cool all on braingle are cool all on earth are cool all in the many universes are cool I just said you’re cool vote full…

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill? Avalanche! What do you call a group of black people running down a hill? Mudslide! What do you call a group of Latinos running down a hiil? JAILBREAK! How do you find the country of Mexico? Roll a quarter down a hill.…

When I shake your head, all I hear is echo echo echo…

You’re so slow that if you were a train engine, the caboose would be leading.

Why aren’t there more Kenyans in the Olympics? All the rest couldn’t outrun the slave traders!