insults

You used to have two brains. One you lost a long time ago, and the other one went looking for it!

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be…

Parent: You two should sing in the talent show together. Tim: When pigs fly! cindy: You fly?

You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you to bed to see how long you slept!

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You know what your problem is? Your brain is too tense… too tense the size of everyjoke else’s.

Q. What do you call a blond, redneck lawyer? A. Yo Momma!

On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first? None There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.

How do you confuse a stupid person? Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Prostitute shouting accross the street – “Hey, black boy! You want a blow job?” He shouts back “Fuck off! I don’t want ANY job!”

your daddies so old, i slapped his butt and his balls fell off

Boys are like public toilets; they’re either taken, or full of crap. (no offense to you boys)