insults

You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you to bed to see how long you slept!

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You know what your problem is? Your brain is too tense… too tense the size of everyjoke else’s.

Q. What do you call a blond, redneck lawyer? A. Yo Momma!

On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first? None There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.

How do you confuse a stupid person? Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Prostitute shouting accross the street – “Hey, black boy! You want a blow job?” He shouts back “Fuck off! I don’t want ANY job!”

your daddies so old, i slapped his butt and his balls fell off

Boys are like public toilets; they’re either taken, or full of crap. (no offense to you boys)

Did you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

You’re like a Wendy’s. The drive through is open till 1am or later.

You’re so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!