insults

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JOHNNY : Hey billy, you like Fishsticks? BILLY : Yeah… JOHNNY : So, you put Fishsticks in your mouth? BILLY : Yeah why? JOHNNY : What are you Billy, a gay fish?

Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding. Wouldn’t you know it, a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, motioned him…

You are so small that on your ID picture, your feet showed.

You’re so dumb, you drowned when you were bathed in sunlight.

How long does a black woman take to do a shit? 9 months

Oh, what a shame. It looks like the Ugly Fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

If my dog’s face looked like your face, I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards!

When I was a little boy, I was considered clever for my age. When you were a little boy, you must have eaten paint chips.

How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.

I’ll be sober tomorrow, but you’ll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Why did the moron stare at frozen orange juice? Because it said ‘concentrate.’ Did you hear about the moron that got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize he could play it at night! What did the moron say when he put a quarter in the parking meter? Hey! Where is my…