insults

Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. 3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 4. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. 5. Forgot to pay his brain bill. 6. A few clowns…

A black man and a Jew jump off a building; who wins? Society.

I once asked a foreign person if i could bang on his drum, he told me, “You can’t bang on my drum, but you can bang on my bum!” -If this ever happens to you, run!

You’re so stupid, you traded your car in for petrol!

Why do black people wear hats with such big bills? So birds don’t shit on their lips

I can only be kind to one person a day. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Today is not your day.

You’re as funny as a ripped-up joke book!

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

People from Mensa are said to understand any jokes without the need of any explaination. Meaning Mensans will be able to understand this joke here, though it is limpid that there aren’t any to be contemplated.