insults

You’re as funny as a ripped-up joke book!

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.

Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don’t have any film.

People from Mensa are said to understand any jokes without the need of any explaination. Meaning Mensans will be able to understand this joke here, though it is limpid that there aren’t any to be contemplated.

What’s a Black Priest called? Holy Shit!

You’re so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.

My T.V. has more channels then your IQ, and I DON’T EVEN HAVE CABLE!

SAY IT REALLY FAST SAY*PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST* FAST IF UR A TRUE LATINO YOULL GET WAT THIS MEANS

Your phone’s network is changing plan. The uglier you are the cheaper your calls. From now on all your calls will be free.

Bernie has been ill for some months and then suddenly dies. As is the custom, his wife Sadie puts an advert in the ‘deaths’ section of the Chronicle, but this advert is slightly unusual – it states that Bernie died of gonorrhoea. Immediately, a close friend of Bernie rings Sadie to complain. “Sadie,” he says,…

Have you heard about the Jewish sport car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up