insults

True Story: My aunt and her son were coming to our house to view an old slide show of London. Currently, my aunt has grey hair. In the slides she had black hair. My dad tells my cousin, “See, your mother doesn’t look old here.” He replies, “Well, you can also see when the Hampton…

Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine) Grand Canyon National Park… Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom –…

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

Customer: “Are you Hispanic?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Middle Eastern?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Egyptian?” Me: “No.” Customer: “What are you?” Me: “Chinese.” (customer puts on offended face) Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.” Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.” Customer: “NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!!!” Me:…

why are black people so good at basket ball? because they can Run, shoot and steal.

What is the difference between you and a ho? The ho is smarter.

Sometimes, I worry about you… But then i remember that my mom told me never to anthropomorphize.

As an insult you could say “You know, most of you weight comes from all that make-up your wearing!”

For Stupid: Hey, your house is calling, and they’re missing their idiot. Where were you when God gave out brains? How many times have you crawled into the hole that said ‘lowers your IQ’? Did you get dropped on your head when you were little and your mom said you were just ‘special’? Did you…

What is a Mexican’s favorite sport!? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Cross Country

It is really insulting when someone from the Greenwich restaurant see you eating a pizza from Pizza Hut.

If brains were fuel, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the edge of a penny.