insults

This is a insult I use on my brother’s girlfriend if she starts annoying me too much. She has a very tiny bridge in her nose that is only noticeable if you look close enough. Its fun to mess with her about it cause she is very self conscious about it. That bridge on your…

Why don’t niggers like dirt bikes? Because when it starts, it says: “Run nigga nigga run.”

You’re so ugly that your momma cried when she saw you after birth.

Look at those ears! You have so much wax, that if I stuck a wick in there you would sing “Happy Birthday!”

You call me ugly? Where is your mirror, boy?

Your breath is so bad, you need a tic-tac the size of a watermelon!

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter

A man comes to dinner at a new friend’s house. While they eat, the new friend’s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, ‘Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?’ The kid says, ‘Daddy told me you were a self-made man.’ ‘I am.’ ‘Well, why did you make…

1) You’re so poor that when somejoke rings the doorbell you have to stick your head out the window and yell, “Ding-Dong!” 2) You’re so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight…

You so ugly, you make President Bush look hot!

Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said “Nice carpet.” You said, “Man, those are cockroaches!”

Your teeth are so yellow the sun should be shy to show it self!