insults

1) You’re so poor that when somejoke rings the doorbell you have to stick your head out the window and yell, “Ding-Dong!” 2) You’re so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight…

You so ugly, you make President Bush look hot!

Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said “Nice carpet.” You said, “Man, those are cockroaches!”

Your teeth are so yellow the sun should be shy to show it self!

I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren’t fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

What do you call an Italian Cop? Guinea Pig

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You’re so fat you turn the world upside down!

A black man dies on Halloween; he is sent to purgatory for a year. On the next Halloween, the man sees angels and God. He asked God if he is going to get wings and become an angel. God says, “No nigga, you are going to be a bat.”

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.

You’re so stupid you thought “harass” was two words!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? If ignorance is bliss, you must…