insults

A black female is having trouble with her menses. She goes to the gynecologist and he asks: “Mrs. Williams, what kind of flow do you have?” “Linoleum” she replies.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa only has three Ho’s.

I would punch you but I couldn’t make you any uglier.

If you were any more pointless, you would be a circle.

Why did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands? Because they don’t have enough room for their funny farms!

– You’re so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death! – You’re so big, you play pool with the planets! – You’re so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, “TAXI!” – You’re so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everyjoke! –…

You are so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone! You are so stupid you got locked in a furniture store and sat on the floor! You are so stupid you didn’t know how to swim so you got in the fish tank to try and learn!

If your IQ was any lower you would trip on it.

Q: What do you say when you see a group full of black people? A: Where is the cream filling?

A blonde and a brunette have been fighting for over an hour about the sun. The brunette yells,”THE SUN IS A STAR!!!” The blonde yells,”NO IT’S EVERYONE IN THE WORLD’S FARTS!” The brunette says to the blonde,”Girl, you couldn’t play any stupider!” Shocked, the blonde says in reply,”Who’s playing?”

The Perfect Halloween Costume A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear…

The closest you’ve ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle!