insults

You’re so covered in dirt that if you wanted to eat a tootsie roll, you’d have to wear white gloves to keep from biting your finger!

You’re so fat that everyjoke has to talk behind your back!

A collection of insults! For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all of yours. You are the only person I’ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time! You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! I heard you…

Winston Churchill (whose mother was American) was Prime Minister of Britain during World War II. These are some insults he was involved in – Lady Astor – “Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.” Winston Churchill – “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!” Bessie Braddock…

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.” The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 year…

Ok here are a few: I will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. Don’t flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s really working. Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go. If I throw a stick, will…

Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day. 1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching. 3. A room temperature IQ. 4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. 5. A…

Frankienstien was out on a rainy day and he saw a very ugly guy. “Lookin’ good!” he said to him. Later he saw a super model he said, “So, how’d you get to be a mutant?”

Why are there so few amusement parks in Japan? Because they aren’t tall enough to ride them!

The idiots we have today. They’re so stupid they make turkeys seem smart. They even make sponges seem smarter.

Help reduce air pollution, stop breathing

WARNING: Racial insult to a black person. Why could a black person never get oral sex? Because the black person would taste like horribly burned food.