insults

George W. Bush was invited to visit the Queen of England. The Queen gets her finest horses and buggy. When Bush gets off the plane, and onto the buggy, Bush and the Queen ingage in a conversation. In the middle of their conversation, one of the horse let out a really big, really smelly fart.…

You’re so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

What did the little black boy get for his birthday? Your bike.

newf is cool timmy cool is cool battery is cool girliepie is cool newf is cool drunky is cool all on my buddy list are cool all on wocka are cool all on braingle are cool all on earth are cool all in the many universes are cool I just said you’re cool vote full…

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill? Avalanche! What do you call a group of black people running down a hill? Mudslide! What do you call a group of Latinos running down a hiil? JAILBREAK! How do you find the country of Mexico? Roll a quarter down a hill.…

When I shake your head, all I hear is echo echo echo…

You’re so slow that if you were a train engine, the caboose would be leading.

Why aren’t there more Kenyans in the Olympics? All the rest couldn’t outrun the slave traders!

I’m the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times: Once it’s told, once it’s explained, and 5 minutes later once I get it.

Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.

here is a link to the joke http://miamistreetracing.com/forum/v…d.php?tid=2385

A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed. “What wonderful photos!” said the host’s wife. “You must have a very expensive camera.” The photographer just smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said, “Thank you for the…