insults

These pick up lines are so nasty, they’re insults… The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every…

You’re so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!

Smart-ass Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat …she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.” Smart-ass Answer #2 A…

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

You used to have two brains. One you lost a long time ago, and the other one went looking for it!

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be…

Parent: You two should sing in the talent show together. Tim: When pigs fly! cindy: You fly?

You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you to bed to see how long you slept!

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You know what your problem is? Your brain is too tense… too tense the size of everyjoke else’s.

Q. What do you call a blond, redneck lawyer? A. Yo Momma!

On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first? None There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.