insults
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Diaoyu Islands
in JokesWhy did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands? Because they don’t have enough room for their funny farms!
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Comebacks!
in Jokes– You’re so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death! – You’re so big, you play pool with the planets! – You’re so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, “TAXI!” – You’re so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everyjoke! –…
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Cream Filling
in JokesQ: What do you say when you see a group full of black people? A: Where is the cream filling?
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Disagreements…
in JokesA blonde and a brunette have been fighting for over an hour about the sun. The brunette yells,”THE SUN IS A STAR!!!” The blonde yells,”NO IT’S EVERYONE IN THE WORLD’S FARTS!” The brunette says to the blonde,”Girl, you couldn’t play any stupider!” Shocked, the blonde says in reply,”Who’s playing?”
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Perfetct Hallowen Costume
in JokesThe Perfect Halloween Costume A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear…
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Roses are Red
in JokesRoses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty What the heck happened to you?
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Old Schoolers
in JokesSome old school insults for yall… You depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. So dumb you couldnt hold water in a bucket. Happiness: seeing your picture on a milk carton. Your mouth rarely makes calls to the brain. Missing a layer of insulation in your attic. You’re so fat, when you turn around people…