insults

How do you confuse a stupid person? Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Prostitute shouting accross the street – “Hey, black boy! You want a blow job?” He shouts back “Fuck off! I don’t want ANY job!”

your daddies so old, i slapped his butt and his balls fell off

Boys are like public toilets; they’re either taken, or full of crap. (no offense to you boys)

Did you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

You’re like a Wendy’s. The drive through is open till 1am or later.

You’re so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!

How do you keep a black man from jumping on your bed? -Put velcro on the ceiling. Why don’t black people dream anymore? -Because the last one that did got shot. How do you keep five black men from raping a white woman? -Give them a basketball. What do you call black ladies’ abortions? -Crimestoppers…

Your mouth is so big you could swallow a whole banana… …sideways

You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.

Good insult: Your mom goes to college! Good comeback: How do you know? Stalker!

Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!