insults

A man walks into a restaurant, and asks the waiter: Man: Waiter, how much is a cup of coffee? Waiter: 50 cents, sir. Man: How much are refills? Waiter: They are free. Man: That’s nice, I’ll have a refill, please.

yo mama and daddy r so fat, half the world went to ur mom, the other to ur dad.

There was a Polish man and an American on the street corner. The American man wanted to see if the Polish really were stupid. The Polish man replied, “No, you stupid American, we are not.” The American then puts his hand in front of a metal pole, and tells the Polish man, he’s sorry to…

Hitler walks into a bar; he’s depressed. He goes up to the counter and orders three shots. The bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots; the bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots. The bartender asks Hitler why he’s so depressed.…

why are black people getting stronger? tv’s are getting bigger

Roses are red, Grass is green. You have the shape Of a washing machine.

You’re so covered in dirt that if you wanted to eat a tootsie roll, you’d have to wear white gloves to keep from biting your finger!

You’re so fat that everyjoke has to talk behind your back!

A collection of insults! For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all of yours. You are the only person I’ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time! You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! I heard you…

Winston Churchill (whose mother was American) was Prime Minister of Britain during World War II. These are some insults he was involved in – Lady Astor – “Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.” Winston Churchill – “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!” Bessie Braddock…

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.” The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 year…

Ok here are a few: I will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. Don’t flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s really working. Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go. If I throw a stick, will…