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Knock-Knock Who’s there? Tex Tex who? Tex two to tango.

Knock knock Who’s there? can’t catch. can’t catch who? me, you can’t catch me!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Chugga Chugga Chooch Chugga Chugga Chooch Who? Wheeee!! A train! All aboard!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Radio. Radio Who? Radio not, here I come!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder who? Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder…

There was a knock on the door. It was the man from Microsoft. “Not you again,” I said. “Sorry,” he said, a little sheepishly. “I guess you know why I’m here.” Indeed I did. Microsoft’s $300 million campaign to promote the Windows 95 operating system was meant to be universally effective, to convince every human…

Knock-knock Who’s there? Stew Stew who? Stew cold out here, let me in!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt.

Knock-Knock Who’s There. Pick up. Pick up Who? Pick up your truck and I’ll grab the money.

A Welsh girl called Gwyneth visited Japan recently. There, people had problems pronouncing her name so she became Gwyniss. Everywhere she went, she was greeted with tremendous respect. At a farewell reception, her host said, “We’ve been so excited to have a famous author in our midst.” “What am I supposed to have written?” she…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sobers. Sobers who? Sau baras se khatkhata rahen hain, Ab to darwazaa kholo.

Rich and Kim, a couple, were in a room when Kim asked Rich if he would ever forget her. He replied that he would never forget her. Then she said, “Knock-knock!” and, of course, Rich said, “Who’s there?” “See!” she exclaimed sulkily. “You have forgotten already.”