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  • You Start

    Tom: I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. Bill: Ok, let’s hear it. Tom: You start. Bill: Knock-knock. Tom: Who’s there? Bill: ???????????? (dumbfounded)

  • Money, Money, Money!

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  • Megan

    Knock Knock? Who’s there? Megan Megan who? Makin a list chekin it twice gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

  • Ding-Dong

    Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Avon Lady, your door bell is broken.

  • Den Is a What?

    Knock Knock Who’s there? Dennis What is Den? My name is Dennis What is Den? Den is like a mini barnyard or a mini house Oh!Anyways who are you? I am Dennis!! I forgot what den is again. ARGH!

  • Doctor

    Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Sara. Sara who? Sara doctor in the house?!

  • Snowflake

    Knock Knock Who’s there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? There’s snowflake like home!

  • Tex

    Knock-Knock Who’s there? Tex Tex who? Tex two to tango.

  • Can’t Catch

    Knock knock Who’s there? can’t catch. can’t catch who? me, you can’t catch me!

  • Train

    Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Chugga Chugga Chooch Chugga Chugga Chooch Who? Wheeee!! A train! All aboard!

  • Radio

    Knock Knock! Who’s There? Radio. Radio Who? Radio not, here I come!

  • Broken

    Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder who? Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder…