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Whos There!
in JokesKnock knock Who’s there? Mayonaise Mayonaise who? Mayonaise a lot of jokes on this website.
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Knock Knock, Harry P
in Jokes-Knock Knock! -Who’s there? -You know. -You know who? -Thats right, avada kedavra!
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Dieter
in JokesThe doorbell rings. The woman goes to the door and shortly comes back startled and turns to her husband, seeking help: “Dieter! There’s a man standing outside who only asks ‘Tatü tata’” (Tatü tata is onomatopoeia for the sound a police car siren makes). Dieter goes to the door and comes back laughing. “It’s my…
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Equivocator
in JokesKnock, knock! Who’s there, in th’ other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God’s sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.
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Wheres the Cowboy??
in JokesKnock KnocK??? Who’s there? Ya Ya who? Where did that cowboy come from??