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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to ya later!

Knock Knock Who’s there Z Z who? Z taxi is leaving! I don’t speak Italian or French or anything of your so-called “Special” Language!*Slams door*

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Are you, Are you who? Are you going to let me in or not?

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the t.v., it’s going to be cold out.

Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there, i’ th’ name of Beelzebub? Here’s a farmer that hanged himself on the expectation of plenty. Come in time, have napkins enough about you, here you’ll sweat for ‘t.

Knock Knock Who’s there? July July who? July like Bill Clinton

Knock knock Who’s there? Mayonaise Mayonaise who? Mayonaise a lot of jokes on this website.

Knock-knock Who’s there Who Who who I don’t know what the heck your talking about but good owl impression.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Toulose. Toulose who? I don’t want to lose to anyjoke!

Knock knock. Who’s there? He. He who? He who must not be named, so don’t say it!

Knock-Knock. Who’s There. OMG OMG who? OMG! How long has that cookie been in your Lunch Box?!