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Toc Toc! Qui est là? Sheila. Sheila qui? Sheila lutte finale…

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito bit me!

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who Orange you tired of hearing the same stupid jokes about oranges?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? A chu. A chu who? Bless you!

Knock-knock Who’s there? Someone Someone who? Someone who cuts of during mid sen . . .

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey Who? Dewey(Do we) have to listen to all this knocking?

knock-knock who’s there? duck duck who? duck I just threw a frisby at you!!

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Ya Ya – who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Yahoooo!

Knock-knock Who’s there It’s me. This is not a joke. It’s me. This is not a joke. who? Grrrrrrrrrr…

Knock Knock. Whos there? Deaf person. Deaf person who? Sorry, can’t hear you.

A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sport and enjoys group activities.” Without thinking, his friend replied: “Marry a penguin.”

once a women was in her home and she heard someone go knock-knock. she said, who’s their and the voice said tisha the women said tisha who the voice said tisha me my abcs and she was like is that a ghost. the voice said, i’m your cousin and it was a knock-knock joke. oh…