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Knock-Knock Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Bach! Bach who? Bach to work!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Yo da lay he. Yo da lay he who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen on the door until you open it

Knock-Knock Who’s there? I’m a pile up. I’m a pile up who? Yes, you are a pile of poo!

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to ya later!

Knock Knock Who’s there Z Z who? Z taxi is leaving! I don’t speak Italian or French or anything of your so-called “Special” Language!*Slams door*

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Are you, Are you who? Are you going to let me in or not?

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the t.v., it’s going to be cold out.

Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there, i’ th’ name of Beelzebub? Here’s a farmer that hanged himself on the expectation of plenty. Come in time, have napkins enough about you, here you’ll sweat for ‘t.