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knock knock! whose there? yer mom oh come in!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Aesop Aesop who? Aesop I saw a Putty Cat, I did I did!

“Knock-Knock” “Who’s there?” “Boo” “Boo who?” “Why are you crying?”

Knock, knock Who’s there? Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless.

Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who’s you? (This is me, who’s you.)

Tom: I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. Bill: Ok, let’s hear it. Tom: You start. Bill: Knock-knock. Tom: Who’s there? Bill: ???????????? (dumbfounded)

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Knock Knock? Who’s there? Megan Megan who? Makin a list chekin it twice gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Avon Lady, your door bell is broken.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dennis What is Den? My name is Dennis What is Den? Den is like a mini barnyard or a mini house Oh!Anyways who are you? I am Dennis!! I forgot what den is again. ARGH!

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Sara. Sara who? Sara doctor in the house?!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? There’s snowflake like home!