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A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sport and enjoys group activities.” Without thinking, his friend replied: “Marry a penguin.”

once a women was in her home and she heard someone go knock-knock. she said, who’s their and the voice said tisha the women said tisha who the voice said tisha me my abcs and she was like is that a ghost. the voice said, i’m your cousin and it was a knock-knock joke. oh…

Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo hoo, I’m right over here!

Knock-Knock Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Bach! Bach who? Bach to work!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Yo da lay he. Yo da lay he who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen on the door until you open it

Knock-Knock Who’s there? I’m a pile up. I’m a pile up who? Yes, you are a pile of poo!

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to ya later!

Knock Knock Who’s there Z Z who? Z taxi is leaving! I don’t speak Italian or French or anything of your so-called “Special” Language!*Slams door*