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Knock, Knock Who’s there? Ya Ya – who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Yahoooo!

Knock-knock Who’s there It’s me. This is not a joke. It’s me. This is not a joke. who? Grrrrrrrrrr…

Knock Knock. Whos there? Deaf person. Deaf person who? Sorry, can’t hear you.

A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sport and enjoys group activities.” Without thinking, his friend replied: “Marry a penguin.”

once a women was in her home and she heard someone go knock-knock. she said, who’s their and the voice said tisha the women said tisha who the voice said tisha me my abcs and she was like is that a ghost. the voice said, i’m your cousin and it was a knock-knock joke. oh…

Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo hoo, I’m right over here!

Knock-Knock Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Bach! Bach who? Bach to work!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Yo da lay he. Yo da lay he who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen on the door until you open it

Knock-Knock Who’s there? I’m a pile up. I’m a pile up who? Yes, you are a pile of poo!

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!