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  • Harry

    Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

  • Haf

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Haf. Haf who. Haf you ever opened the door because I’m tired of waiting.

  • Fuck-stick

    knock knock! whose there? yer mom oh come in!

  • Aesop

    Knock Knock Who’s there? Aesop Aesop who? Aesop I saw a Putty Cat, I did I did!

  • Boo

    “Knock-Knock” “Who’s there?” “Boo” “Boo who?” “Why are you crying?”

  • Write This One Down

    Knock, knock Who’s there? Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless.

  • Dishes

    Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who’s you? (This is me, who’s you.)

  • You Start

    Tom: I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. Bill: Ok, let’s hear it. Tom: You start. Bill: Knock-knock. Tom: Who’s there? Bill: ???????????? (dumbfounded)

  • Money, Money, Money!

    Jt/xmktp?akhjgp/uqpuRujgrt/pvP/tq/tkHqtjhqtjb!)

  • Megan

    Knock Knock? Who’s there? Megan Megan who? Makin a list chekin it twice gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

  • Ding-Dong

    Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Avon Lady, your door bell is broken.

  • Den Is a What?

    Knock Knock Who’s there? Dennis What is Den? My name is Dennis What is Den? Den is like a mini barnyard or a mini house Oh!Anyways who are you? I am Dennis!! I forgot what den is again. ARGH!