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  • WTF???

    Knock, knock Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

  • Jack

    Knock-Knock Who’s there Jack Jack Who I don’t know any jack

  • Police

    Kock-knock. Who’s there? Please. Please who? It’s the police! Open the door!

  • Classic

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Poop!

  • I and I

    A man was lost for hours when he suddenly came up to a house. The man knocked on the door and asks to enter. The woman who owns the house asked, “Who is it?” The man answered, “I and I King Silassi I Jah Rasta Fari.” The lady replied, “Go away, there are too many…

  • Let Me In!

    Knock-Knock Who’s there Icee Icee who I see you in there now let me in!

  • Word Imperfect

    One day, someone phoned Central Manhattan Office. Caller: Good afternoon. I’m John Smith. Operator: GOOD AFTERNOON! CAN I HELP YOU? Caller: Who are you? Why are you so rude? Operator: WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? Caller: I am looking for my sister, Gabrielle Smith. She works here, right? Operator: SHE IS IN THE TOILET! Caller:…

  • No One

    Knock knock. Who’s there? No one. No one who? No one to tell you who’s here!

  • Hatch

    Knock-Knock Who’s There Hatch Hatch Who? God Bless You.

  • Esther Bunny

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? The Esther Bunny. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stella. Stella who? Stella nother Esther Bunny. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Samoa. Samoa who? Samoa Esther Bunnies. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these Esther Bunnies? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther anyone…

  • Who Who?

    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Who who. Who who who? Is there an owl in here?

  • Knock on the Door

    Knock Knock Who’s there? Doris Doris who? Door is shut thats why i knocked!