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Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Avon Lady, your door bell is broken.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dennis What is Den? My name is Dennis What is Den? Den is like a mini barnyard or a mini house Oh!Anyways who are you? I am Dennis!! I forgot what den is again. ARGH!

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Sara. Sara who? Sara doctor in the house?!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? There’s snowflake like home!

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Tex Tex who? Tex two to tango.

Knock knock Who’s there? can’t catch. can’t catch who? me, you can’t catch me!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Chugga Chugga Chooch Chugga Chugga Chooch Who? Wheeee!! A train! All aboard!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Radio. Radio Who? Radio not, here I come!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder who? Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder, Broken tape recorder…

There was a knock on the door. It was the man from Microsoft. “Not you again,” I said. “Sorry,” he said, a little sheepishly. “I guess you know why I’m here.” Indeed I did. Microsoft’s $300 million campaign to promote the Windows 95 operating system was meant to be universally effective, to convince every human…

Knock-knock Who’s there? Stew Stew who? Stew cold out here, let me in!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt.