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Knock Knock Who’s there? Nunya! Nunya who? Nunya Damn Business!!

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Idaho. Idaho who? I da hoe!!!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed no one’s going to answer the door.

Knock knock? Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing?

Knock-knock Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry it’s just a joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dustin Dustin who? Dust in the air, please let me in!

Knock-Knock? Who’s there? Alison. Alison who? Alison (I listen) to the radio sometimes!

Knock Knock ! Who’s there ? Bless ! Bless who ? I didn’t sneeze !

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

Visitor : “Knock knock?” Worker: “Who’s there?” Visitor : “Doughnut Man.” Worker: “Doughnut Man who?” Visitor : “For the last time, do not (doughnut) bother me with your useless ‘Knock-Knock’ jokes!” Worker: “But you started it!”

Knock,knock…. Who’s there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we’re going to Miami. ——————————————— Knock,knock…. Who’s there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike. ———————————————–

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Delores. Delores who? Delores my shepherd…