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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson!!!!!

Knock knock? Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald(I swallowed) my gum!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Nunya! Nunya who? Nunya Damn Business!!

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Idaho. Idaho who? I da hoe!!!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed no one’s going to answer the door.

Knock knock? Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing?

Knock-knock Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry it’s just a joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dustin Dustin who? Dust in the air, please let me in!

Knock-Knock? Who’s there? Alison. Alison who? Alison (I listen) to the radio sometimes!

Knock Knock ! Who’s there ? Bless ! Bless who ? I didn’t sneeze !

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

Visitor : “Knock knock?” Worker: “Who’s there?” Visitor : “Doughnut Man.” Worker: “Doughnut Man who?” Visitor : “For the last time, do not (doughnut) bother me with your useless ‘Knock-Knock’ jokes!” Worker: “But you started it!”