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Knock-Knock Who’s There. Pick up. Pick up Who? Pick up your truck and I’ll grab the money.

A Welsh girl called Gwyneth visited Japan recently. There, people had problems pronouncing her name so she became Gwyniss. Everywhere she went, she was greeted with tremendous respect. At a farewell reception, her host said, “We’ve been so excited to have a famous author in our midst.” “What am I supposed to have written?” she…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sobers. Sobers who? Sau baras se khatkhata rahen hain, Ab to darwazaa kholo.

Rich and Kim, a couple, were in a room when Kim asked Rich if he would ever forget her. He replied that he would never forget her. Then she said, “Knock-knock!” and, of course, Rich said, “Who’s there?” “See!” she exclaimed sulkily. “You have forgotten already.”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining!

Knock, knock. Who’s There? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know until you open the door!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Acid! Acid who? Acidently on purpose!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Guess. Guess who? What, I don’t know.

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time, open the door

Knock, knock Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

Knock-Knock Who’s there Jack Jack Who I don’t know any jack

Kock-knock. Who’s there? Please. Please who? It’s the police! Open the door!