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Cow or Owl?
in JokesKnock Knock! Who’s there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
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The Doughnut Seller
in JokesVisitor : “Knock knock?” Worker: “Who’s there?” Visitor : “Doughnut Man.” Worker: “Doughnut Man who?” Visitor : “For the last time, do not (doughnut) bother me with your useless ‘Knock-Knock’ jokes!” Worker: “But you started it!”
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Fortification
in JokesKnock,knock…. Who’s there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we’re going to Miami. ——————————————— Knock,knock…. Who’s there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike. ———————————————–
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Meal Time Knock-knocks
in Jokes1. knock knock, who’s there? Ima, Ima who? Ima hungry can we eat yet? 2. knock knock, who’s there? peas, peas who? peas can we start know 3. knock knock, who’s there? phil, phil who? phil my cup up with water please
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Dropping in Town!
in JokesKnock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin town and thought I’d say hello.