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Knock-Knock Why are you knocking? I’ve got a doorbell.

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Maida. Maida who? Maida force be with you!

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to meet you, so open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is-a-bel ringing? I thought I heard one.

Knock-Knock Who’s There? Rita Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wet. Wet who? Wet me in! It’s waining!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? I doughnut want to know if you’re sick!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? I’ll sue you if ya don’t let me in!

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Yoda! Yoda who? Yo-da door’s stuck! Lemme in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Someone too short to ring the doorbell.

Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith, here’s an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose. Come in, tailor. Here you may roast your gooses.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aren’t you glad you got rid of all those grannies?