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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wet. Wet who? Wet me in! It’s waining!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? I doughnut want to know if you’re sick!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? I’ll sue you if ya don’t let me in!

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Yoda! Yoda who? Yo-da door’s stuck! Lemme in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Someone too short to ring the doorbell.

Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith, here’s an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose. Come in, tailor. Here you may roast your gooses.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aren’t you glad you got rid of all those grannies?

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Me Me who? Who the hell is me-who???

Knock-knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!!!