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  • Cow or Owl?

    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

  • The Doughnut Seller

    Visitor : “Knock knock?” Worker: “Who’s there?” Visitor : “Doughnut Man.” Worker: “Doughnut Man who?” Visitor : “For the last time, do not (doughnut) bother me with your useless ‘Knock-Knock’ jokes!” Worker: “But you started it!”

  • Fortification

    Knock,knock…. Who’s there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we’re going to Miami. ——————————————— Knock,knock…. Who’s there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike. ———————————————–

  • Delores

    Knock, knock! Who’s there? Delores. Delores who? Delores my shepherd…

  • Kenya

    Knock- Knock Who’s There? Kenya Kenya Who? Kenya eat me out?

  • Giraffe Joke

    Knock-knock Who’s there? Giraffe Giraffe who? Giraffaggot!

  • Don’t Touch Me!

    Knock knock? Who’s there? Kip. Kip who? Kip your hands off me!

  • Meal Time Knock-knocks

    1. knock knock, who’s there? Ima, Ima who? Ima hungry can we eat yet? 2. knock knock, who’s there? peas, peas who? peas can we start know 3. knock knock, who’s there? phil, phil who? phil my cup up with water please

  • Dropping in Town!

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin town and thought I’d say hello.

  • False Teeth

    Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dishwasher. Dishwasher Who? Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth (This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

  • Dwayne

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I’m dwowning.

  • Ice Cream

    Knock-Knock? Who’s There? Ice Cream. Ice Cream who? I scream for Ice Cream!!