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Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin town and thought I’d say hello.

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dishwasher. Dishwasher Who? Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth (This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I’m dwowning.

Knock-Knock? Who’s There? Ice Cream. Ice Cream who? I scream for Ice Cream!!

Knock knock? Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna figure this out?

Knock-Knock…Who’s there?….The Gestapo…The Gestapo, who?…..VEE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS HERE!!

Knock-knock. Who’s there? Terra. Terra who? Terra reason you won’t let me in?

Knock-knock? Who’s there? Estelle. Estelle Who? Estelle am waiting for you to open this door!

Knock-Knock Why are you knocking? I’ve got a doorbell.

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Maida. Maida who? Maida force be with you!

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to meet you, so open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is-a-bel ringing? I thought I heard one.