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Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, that’s not funny! We’re suing! Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who needs lightbulbs with our technology? Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: We can’t afford lightbulbs.…

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2, no, 4, no, 8, no, 16, 32, 64, 128 . . .

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.

Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one – but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

How many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to be the cunsultant. One to be the labor manager. Two to hire people. Four to actually screw in the lightbulb. Five to be the ladder and ten to be the company board of directors.

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero: For all blondes know, the lightbulb is still burning bright.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? We don’t know. Russian leaders don’t last as long as lightbulbs.

How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? 1:Let’s go ride our bikes! 2:Hey look! A squirrel.

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.