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How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t worry about the changes, we’ll fake it! Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.

Why does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb? BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!

How many exciting people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they are VERY excited, one of them cracks the lightbulb and another throws the screw at their neighbor’s house.

Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Man: How many asian people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Asian Man: Whats a lightbulb?

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, men will screw anything.

How many internet group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of…

How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? nine – three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. That is what their students are for.

Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!

Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Paid Clowns – 5 Boys in school – 1000