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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one-they don’t like to share the spotlight.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None ‘o yo’ fuckin’ business!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.

Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb? A. I’m just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you’re going to be pleasantly surprised.

Q. how long does it take for a man to change a lightbulb? A. 5 mins. 20 secs. 1 min to get a lightbulb 1 min to try and change it 1 min to swear because he can’t do it 1 min to find a woman 20 secs. for her to change it 1 min…

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, that’s not funny! We’re suing! Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who needs lightbulbs with our technology? Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: We can’t afford lightbulbs.…

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2, no, 4, no, 8, no, 16, 32, 64, 128 . . .

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.

Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.