lightbulb
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Blondes and Lightbulbs Don’t
in JokesHow many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero: For all blondes know, the lightbulb is still burning bright.
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Russian Leaders
in JokesHow many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? We don’t know. Russian leaders don’t last as long as lightbulbs.
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Don’t Get Distracted!!!!!
in JokesHow Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? 1:Let’s go ride our bikes! 2:Hey look! A squirrel.
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Movie Stars II
in JokesHow many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he takes one step up the ladder and then his stunt double takes over!
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Thats a Compromise!
in JokesQ: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
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How Many Newfies
in JokesQ: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.
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How Many Flies
in Jokeshow many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I don’t know how they got in there!
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So Long Light Bulb!
in JokesWhy did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school? It wasn’t very bright.
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The Self Screwers
in JokesHow many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!