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Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. That is what their students are for.

Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!

Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Paid Clowns – 5 Boys in school – 1000

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hey, let’s go ride bikes!

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50… 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink ’till the room spins!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one-they don’t like to share the spotlight.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None ‘o yo’ fuckin’ business!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.

Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb? A. I’m just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you’re going to be pleasantly surprised.