lightbulb
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Aerobic Instructors
in JokesQ: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going “To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up,…
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How Many Acountants Do It…….
in JokesQ. How many acountants does it take to change a lightbulb? A. 1 at a fixed rate of 3.5% income return after purchase for every bulb replaced over a 6 year plan, with projected inflation expected to rise to over $1.25 per bulb in 2006.
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Series of Lightbulbs
in Jokes1. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. 2. How many Candains does it take to change a lightbulb? One to whack it out with his hockey stick, and one to screw in the new one. 3. How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to screw…
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How Many Dominicans?
in JokesHow many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one
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Jazz Musicians
in JokesHow many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t worry about the changes, we’ll fake it! Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.
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Women With PMS
in JokesWhy does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb? BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!
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Exciting People
in JokesHow many exciting people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they are VERY excited, one of them cracks the lightbulb and another throws the screw at their neighbor’s house.
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Art Directors
in JokesQ: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?
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Law Professor
in JokesQ: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How Many Men? (a Variation)
in JokesHow many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, men will screw anything.