lightbulb

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero: For all blondes know, the lightbulb is still burning bright.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? We don’t know. Russian leaders don’t last as long as lightbulbs.

How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? 1:Let’s go ride our bikes! 2:Hey look! A squirrel.

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

How many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he takes one step up the ladder and then his stunt double takes over!

Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.

Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.

Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A. You send us the prize money and we’ll tell you the answer.

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the “srewing” part

how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I don’t know how they got in there!

Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school? It wasn’t very bright.