lightbulb

Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.

Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A. You send us the prize money and we’ll tell you the answer.

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the “srewing” part

how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I don’t know how they got in there!

Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school? It wasn’t very bright.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 8 men, One to get off the couch, One to find a lightbulb, One to find a ladder, One to screw it in, One to shock himself and shock everyone around, One to call a docter, One to find out that it wasn’t…

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their clients in the dark!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5… 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3… 1 to do it, and 2 to say…

How many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.