lightbulb
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The Self Screwers
in JokesHow many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!
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Publishers
in JokesQ: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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Certification….
in JokesHow many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.
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Snobby Lightbulbs
in JokesHow many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.
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Microsoft Employees
in JokesHow many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they’ll just make darkness the new industry standard!
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Rich People
in JokesHow many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They hire people to do it for them.
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How Many Lawyers…?
in JokesQ: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer”, and the party of the second…
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How Many Presidents…
in JokesHow many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll only promise change.
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How Many Wizards Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
in JokesHow many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Wizards don’t use lightbulbs!