lightbulb

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5… 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3… 1 to do it, and 2 to say…

How many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.

How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they’ll just make darkness the new industry standard!

How many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They hire people to do it for them.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer”, and the party of the second…

How many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll only promise change.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Wizards don’t use lightbulbs!

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to change it and the other two to argue whether the lightbulb really exists.

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

Q: How many Lizzie’s does it take to screw up a light bulb A: I Dunno, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation ( from movie lizzie McGuire: she ruins junior high graduation)

Why can’t blondes put in lightbubs? Because they keep breaking them with hammers.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.