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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None ‘o yo’ fuckin’ business!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.

Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb? A. I’m just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you’re going to be pleasantly surprised.

Q. how long does it take for a man to change a lightbulb? A. 5 mins. 20 secs. 1 min to get a lightbulb 1 min to try and change it 1 min to swear because he can’t do it 1 min to find a woman 20 secs. for her to change it 1 min…

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, that’s not funny! We’re suing! Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who needs lightbulbs with our technology? Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: We can’t afford lightbulbs.…

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2, no, 4, no, 8, no, 16, 32, 64, 128 . . .

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.

Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one – but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

How many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to be the cunsultant. One to be the labor manager. Two to hire people. Four to actually screw in the lightbulb. Five to be the ladder and ten to be the company board of directors.

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!