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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, men will screw anything.

How many internet group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of…

How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? nine – three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. That is what their students are for.

Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!

Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Paid Clowns – 5 Boys in school – 1000

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hey, let’s go ride bikes!

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50… 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink ’till the room spins!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one-they don’t like to share the spotlight.