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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 8 men, One to get off the couch, One to find a lightbulb, One to find a ladder, One to screw it in, One to shock himself and shock everyone around, One to call a docter, One to find out that it wasn’t…

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their clients in the dark!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5… 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3… 1 to do it, and 2 to say…

How many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.

How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they’ll just make darkness the new industry standard!

How many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They hire people to do it for them.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer”, and the party of the second…

How many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll only promise change.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Wizards don’t use lightbulbs!