lightbulb

  • Hubluzas

    How many Hubluzas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There is no lightbulb!

  • The Teachers

    How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to turn it the other to grade the person.

  • My Favorite Lightbulb Jokes

    HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb. HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say…

  • How Many?

    How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

  • Who Has Blurry Boobs?

    boodler—> kind of sounds like Boob blur! and zats why battery fucks boobler 69 times a day.

  • The Baby Lightbulb and His Mother

    What did the baby lightbulb say to his mother? I wuv you watts and watts!

  • How many gays?

    How many gay people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 8, one to screw it in, and seven to stand back and say “Fabulous!”

  • Egotists

    Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

  • Scientist

    How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. With all the technology that they have, its a wonder that they still use lightbulbs.

  • How many……

    How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One I hope.

  • Blondes

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb? None, they just assume they’ve gone blind.

  • Cheer

    How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb? They wouldn’t, they might brake a nail!