lightbulb

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

How many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he takes one step up the ladder and then his stunt double takes over!

Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.

Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.

Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A. You send us the prize money and we’ll tell you the answer.

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the “srewing” part

how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I don’t know how they got in there!

Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school? It wasn’t very bright.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 8 men, One to get off the couch, One to find a lightbulb, One to find a ladder, One to screw it in, One to shock himself and shock everyone around, One to call a docter, One to find out that it wasn’t…