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HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb. HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say…

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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What did the baby lightbulb say to his mother? I wuv you watts and watts!

How many gay people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 8, one to screw it in, and seven to stand back and say “Fabulous!”

Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. With all the technology that they have, its a wonder that they still use lightbulbs.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One I hope.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb? None, they just assume they’ve gone blind.

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb? They wouldn’t, they might brake a nail!

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of lightbulbs. ———————————————– Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What, me move? ———————————————– Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. (C’mon,…

How many ventriloquists does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to change the light bulb, and one to holg ge gottong og ge lagger.