lightbulb

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of lightbulbs. ———————————————– Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What, me move? ———————————————– Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. (C’mon,…

How many ventriloquists does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to change the light bulb, and one to holg ge gottong og ge lagger.

Q: How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: I’m afraid that you are not able to receive this classified information.

After receiving, for what must be the hundredth time, the canonical light bulb joke list, I came up with this: Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark. A’ : One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract…

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What exactly do you mean by that?

Q. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but he has to do it while you’re eating dinner.

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.