lightbulb
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Jewish Mothers
in JokesQ. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. It’s all right. I’ll just sit here in the dark. Don’t worry about me…
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Breakfast With Chris
in JokesThis is from a script for an upcoming animated series I’m working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old. Setting-Turner household Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform) (Chris walks into the living room with his backpack on. Johnathan is eating breakfast, and Evan is mopping the kitchen floor.) Johnathan: Hey Chris are…
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The Teachers
in JokesHow many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to turn it the other to grade the person.
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My Favorite Lightbulb Jokes
in JokesHOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb. HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say…
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Who Has Blurry Boobs?
in Jokesboodler—> kind of sounds like Boob blur! and zats why battery fucks boobler 69 times a day.
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The Baby Lightbulb and His Mother
in JokesWhat did the baby lightbulb say to his mother? I wuv you watts and watts!
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How many gays?
in JokesHow many gay people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 8, one to screw it in, and seven to stand back and say “Fabulous!”