medical
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Where?
in JokesAn old hillbilly farmer with a severe case of hemorrhoids visited the doctor. The doctor prescribed some very powerful suppositories and asked the man to come back in a couple of weeks. The old farmer hadn’t used suppositories before, and didn’t realize they weren’t a pill to be taken orally. Two weeks later, the old…
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Viagra Now Available…
in JokesViagra now available in liquid form. FDA officials today announced the release of the wonder drug Viagra in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is sold under the name “Mydixadrill.” Now when men come home from work in the evening, they can pour themselves a stiff one.
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Staring Out The Window
in JokesA mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say “Gimmee a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant.” The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor…
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Everything But . . . .
in JokesI read right the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON’T have is hypochondria!
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Ode to a Mammogram
in JokesFor year’s years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests.” So I heeded all their warnings And protected them by law… Guarded them very carefully, And always wore a bra. After 30 years of careful care, The Doctor found a lump, He ordered…
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Take My Heart Out
in JokesA male teenager went out to his favorite band concert “The Hearts of Heaven”. They have very cool songs but their singer’s life would end the very next night. The next night, they made their next concert which is in the capital of the teenager’s country. It wasn’t very far. He went to the concert…
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The New Doctor
in JokesA woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax…
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Incredible Skill
in JokesA lady gynecologist, was concerned that she was be being lied to everytime she took her car in to have it worked on. She knew very little about cars, so when she heard the local college was having classes in auto repair, she signed up. She studied very hard and was one of the best…
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Going To The Lake
in JokesOne afternoon, Tommy is driving down a highway to spend some time at a lake and relax. On his way to the lake, he spots a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway, gesturing for him to stop. He rolls down his window and asks, “How can…
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Viagra Study
in JokesIn a recent FDA study, the United States government doctors who were conducting studies on test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The researchers are at a loss to explain the phenomenon.
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Sanitarium 2
in JokesA doctor goes into a sanitarium one day to check up on the patients. He sees they are all lined up with bathing suits on, jumping into the air and landing hard on the floor. He asks them what they are doing, and they all answer “We’re diving into the pool”. Only one of them…