medical

Veronica: Nurse, I am losing my hair! Nurse: Okay, what size paper bag do you need?

Doctor: “Stop worrying so much. Forget your troubles. Throw yourself into your work.” Patient: “But, Doc, I mix paint for a living!”

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” The third surgeon says, “No,…

A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anyjoke. Everyone was amazed with what he could do – everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anyjoke special. When it was time for his appointment he…

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He says, “Doctor, doctor, you’ve got to help me! My elbow keeps coming untied. . . my belly button is out of order. . . I can’t open my chest. . . I’m losing the leaves in my palm. . . somejoke threw my waist in the trash.…

Nathan goes to see his doctor. After a lengthy examination the doctor sighs, and says, “I’ve some bad news for you, Nathan. You have an incurable cancer. I suggest you quickly put your affairs in order.” Nathan is initially shocked, but then, being a calm, solid character, he composes himself and quietly leaves the doctor’s…

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse, took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I meet one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a…

The man told his doctor that he just wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English… What’s wrong with me?” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re simply a…

This is a true story that happened in a South African hospital. There was this case in the hospital where a patient always died in the same bed and on a Friday morning regardless of his medical condition. This puzzles the doctors and some even think it has something to do with the supernatural. One…

“Doctor, Doctor! My friend has only 59 seconds to live.” “Don’t worry, I’ll be there in a minute.”

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