medical

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. “We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get pregnant,” she confessed miserably. “I’m sure we´ll solve your problem,” the doctor reassured her. “If…

Doctor: “Does it hurt when you do this?” Patient: “Yes” Doctor: “Well, you shouldn’t do it then.”

“y’know, they made a movie about me once. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” “Oops.” “Is that thing called a lung?” “And my mom wanted me to help people.” “Shoot! That’s the third pair of tongs this week!” “I can’t pull it out!” “This belongs on MTV.” “No one asked for your opinion.” “It’s a boy!” “Hey!…

A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient. Doctor: “It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this…