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1st Stage (0-8)- You believe in Santa 2nd Stage (9-26)- You don’t believe in Santa 3rd Stage (27-45)- You are Santa 4th Stage (46-80)- You look like Santa

A little old lady answered her door only to be confronted by a young vacuum cleaner salesman. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got…

There is an old story about the data centre of the future. This data centre runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog. The man’s job is to feed the dog. The dog’s job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.

One evening two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sport to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the bachelor. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked his friend. “You said it.” The first guy replied, nodding. “Every one of…

Ever notice how many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdown GUYnecology (Gynecology) HIMmorrhoid (Hemorrhoid)

2 guys are sitting at a bar after a hard days work and start talking about their wives. 1st guy: “You know what, my wife is an angel.” 2nd guy: “Gee, you sure are lucky, my wife is still alive!”

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and POOF–the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy…

THIS WAS REAL! My brother and his friend went out to eat at a restaurant. The restaurant was packed so they had to wait. The waitress then asked them for a name so she could call them when their table was ready. My brother’s friend decided to give her a fake name. So then my…

A man and his wife are in bed getting hot and heavy when the wife just pushes him away and says, “No, actually I don’t feel like sex tonight. Could you just hold me?” The man very mad says, “What?! Why the hell can’t we have sex??” The woman replies, “This is so typical, you…

An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get such a great bike?”, asked the first. The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike…

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, “What happened to the other five condoms?” His nervous reply was, “Er, I masturbated with them.” Later, she then approached…

What do you call two Chinese queers? Two can chew!