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These danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, while they catch guys’ reaction on candid camera. Scroll in a few minutes – it is hilarious http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/programmer/soestrene-bidsk/soestrene-bidsk-tester-angst-for-haar/

A young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The…

What a mother wants for Mother’s Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any “floaties” (ie, backwash). 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that, “Why is this person my mother?” way. 8. Five pounds of chocolate…

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put together all their research notes,…

While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. “How does that thing work?” she asked. As I turned the figurine’s arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed. “I see … it’s a lot like my husband,” she said. “You have to…

There are three well known rings to marriage: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering!

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch,…

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight? A power failure. Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. How are husbands…

– “Hey, Princess, you wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?” – “Been there, slain that.” – “What’s a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?” – “They don’t call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.” – “When the Inquisition put me on the rack,…

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.” “Sugar!” “Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks…

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, “You should be hung.” I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold…

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see…