menwomen
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RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
in Jokes1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship; she goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds; Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere; but she keeps finding her way…
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CROSS EXAMINATION
in JokesDefense Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up…
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WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
in JokesAT LAST SOMEONE SUMMED IT UP… The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. The men which are not so handsome but are…
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The Hermaphrodite
in JokesOne day, in a hospital, a doctor walked into a womans room, looking very serious. “There’s something wrong with your baby”, he said. the woman bolted upright. “Tell me! What’s wrong with my baby?” The doctor looked her straight in the eye and told her, “Your child is a hermaphrodite.” “A herma-whatta?” she asked. “The…
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Hearing Problems
in JokesOne evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband asked, “What did you marinate this in?” The wife dropped her fork and went into a long explanation about how much she loved him and how life wouldn’t be the same without him. She must have seen the confused look on her…
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How To Drive Men Crazy!
in Jokes1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Cry. Cry often. 3. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago…or with other boyfriends. 4. Make them apologize for everything. 5. Get mad at them for everything. 6. Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don’t…
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Bad Cards to Give on Valentines Day
in Jokes10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore. 7. This feels…
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Hannibal Lecter ‘n’ Britney
in JokesWhat does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters.
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An Elderly Man Called 911…………..
in JokesAn elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead. Operator: “MIGHT be dead? Sir, can’t you tell if she is dead?” Man: “I’m not quite sure.” Operator: “Well, what makes you THINK that she could be dead?” Man: “Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are beginning to…