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WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
in JokesAT LAST SOMEONE SUMMED IT UP… The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. The men which are not so handsome but are…
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The Hermaphrodite
in JokesOne day, in a hospital, a doctor walked into a womans room, looking very serious. “There’s something wrong with your baby”, he said. the woman bolted upright. “Tell me! What’s wrong with my baby?” The doctor looked her straight in the eye and told her, “Your child is a hermaphrodite.” “A herma-whatta?” she asked. “The…
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Hearing Problems
in JokesOne evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband asked, “What did you marinate this in?” The wife dropped her fork and went into a long explanation about how much she loved him and how life wouldn’t be the same without him. She must have seen the confused look on her…
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How To Drive Men Crazy!
in Jokes1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Cry. Cry often. 3. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago…or with other boyfriends. 4. Make them apologize for everything. 5. Get mad at them for everything. 6. Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don’t…
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Bad Cards to Give on Valentines Day
in Jokes10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore. 7. This feels…
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Hannibal Lecter ‘n’ Britney
in JokesWhat does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters.
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An Elderly Man Called 911…………..
in JokesAn elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead. Operator: “MIGHT be dead? Sir, can’t you tell if she is dead?” Man: “I’m not quite sure.” Operator: “Well, what makes you THINK that she could be dead?” Man: “Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are beginning to…
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Payback in the Worst Place
in JokesA guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his ass!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the…