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After years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, Mom and Dad announced to their grown children that they’re getting a divorce. The kids were totally distraught and, as a stab at keeping their parents together, arranged a series of sessions for the whole family with a world-famous marriage counselor. The counselor worked…

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?” The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot. The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it. The wife means: I’m still…

How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open by the time she brings it to you. Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink. How much does it cost to fix a woman’s watch? Nothing, theres a clock on the oven. Your…

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy. Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back! Arranged Marriage is like Unix..boring n colorless… still extremely reliable n robust. Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive…….. yet one never knows…

Q. Why do women fake orgasms? A. Because they think men care!

One morning, during breakfast, I say, “I had the strangest dream. It was about aliens.” My mother asks, “What are aliens?” My father asks, “What kind?”

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a tenant for their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby city center studio for a few weeks and…

Dear __________________________,     I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.  As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.  I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening…

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.

One night, a man and his wife decide to go out on a date. They get all dolled up, call the cab, and put the cat out. When the cab arives, they head out the door just as the cat darts back inside. The man head backs in to chase out the cat, and his…

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what…

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, “Ah, sir,…