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But everyjoke looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! Can you please pass me the remote control? Do you accept Visa? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ On second thought, let’s turn off the lights. Do you get any premium movie channels? Try not…

For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the U.S. to individuals and families with income below a certain level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments. – I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one…

‘It is Christmas time and a man and a woman go out for a meal. After the first two courses, everything is well until the dessert. The man messes up and says something inappropriate to the woman while having their Christmas pudding. The woman walks away in anger. Then the man says, “Please don’t desert…

Dear _______________, I really like you. I was wondering if you would like to go out with me. Please check one of the boxes below: ___ Yes ___ No ___ No, I already have a girlfriend, sorry ___ Yes, if you don’t tell my girlfriend ___ No, I am already fathering a child ___ No,…

A lady walked into a bar and there were no seats available, except for one at a table that was occupied by a man, and she decides to take it. He said, “Hello, my name is Jim Snow, what’s yours?” The women replied, “June.” She went to get a drink and Jim Snow sat there…

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.” “Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old…

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too big… 10% of women think their ass is too little… The other 5% say that they don’t care — they love him and would have…

“Judi, did you ever try marriage counseling?” Monika asked. “No,” Judi snarled. “That stupid dickhead, shit-for-brains, moronic ex-husband of mind would have just told the counselor I was ‘insensitive.’”

These danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, while they catch guys’ reaction on candid camera. Scroll in a few minutes – it is hilarious http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/programmer/soestrene-bidsk/soestrene-bidsk-tester-angst-for-haar/

A young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The…

What a mother wants for Mother’s Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any “floaties” (ie, backwash). 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that, “Why is this person my mother?” way. 8. Five pounds of chocolate…

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put together all their research notes,…