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Secret of a Long Marriage
in JokesA married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everyjoke wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement – I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make…
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CONFOUNDED:
in JokesA man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his joke. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for “small”, $6,500 for…
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That Takes the Biscuit
in JokesA couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with “1 John 4:18” which reads, “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.” The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake, “John 4:18” “For you…
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Life Goes On
in JokesOne night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Wilson, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Wilson noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw…
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The Tattoo
in JokesA woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then…
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The River
in JokesThree men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about…
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Brain Cell
in JokesOnce upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried…but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer…. Now the female brain cell…
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New Year’s Resolutions
in JokesAs we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year’s Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years’ resolutions and the revised ones for 2006. Resolution #1 2003: I will try to be a better husband to Lisa. 2004: I will not leave Lisa.…
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Oh, Honey
in JokesA women said to her boyfriend “Oh, honey… are we doing anything this weekend?” Her boyfriend on the other side of the room said “Yeah, of course” The woman said “Oh, honey. That’s great! What are we doing?” “Sunday… it’s just you, me, the T.V., and that big comfy couch!” he said. “Oh, honey… does…
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Just A Weeeeee Bit
in Jokes“An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he…