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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord…

The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her…

A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving. The woman, who was hard of hearing, decided to go to the gynecologist…

A couple were at the beach watching a volleyball game when they notice a pair of adults nearby kissing passionately, the woman running her hands down the man’s arms, massaging erotically while nibbling on his ear. The couple was intrigued yet they don’t want to miss the exciting match so the girl asked her boyfriend…

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Cover Charge: $15.00 Round of Drinks: $23.00 Table Dance: $30.00 Another Round of Drinks: $23.00 Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00 A Round of Shots: $34.00 Another Round of Drinks: $23.00 Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00 Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00 Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:…

Girl eagerly asks her boyfriend “Where is my birthday gift?” The boyfriend points to a sport car across the street and says “You see that beautiful and expensive Ferrari on the other side of the road?” Girl gets excited and screams, “Yeah!” Boy, also excitedly, says, “Well, I got you the same color nail varnish!”

If a couple in Arkansas get married, move to Washington, then move back to Arkansas, are they still brother and sister?

At the end of a hard year’s work, Bobby decides to take a holiday right away and he books himself on a Caribbean cruise. The first few days of the cruise are perfect but then calamity – the ship sinks and Bobby ends up on a small, uncharted island. He looks around and sees that…

What she says: Any ring is fine, as long as I have you. What she’s thinking: No diamond? How cheap! I’ll make his life a living hell! I’ll put poison in his coffee! I’ll cut his brake lines! Get her a diamond, idiot!!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and how the letters are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs . . . {B} barely there. {C} Can’t…

Strategic responses to the ever-dangerous “Do I look Fat” question: “No, not to Stevie Wonder.” “No babe, you’re not fat, you’re fluffy.” “Does this tie make me look stupid?” “No hablo ingles.” “If I answer that question, my life will be in danger.” “Let me jog around to your front and take a look.” “No,…