menwomen
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First Time Intimacy
in JokesA young man from Peking and a first generation Chinese American woman get married. On the wedding night he climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring, saying, “My darling, I know this is your first time and you must be frightened.” She says that is true but she will do anything…
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Why Women Talk So Much
in JokesA man and his wife were arguing when the man commented smugly, “You know, women talk so much! They talk twice as much as man do!” The wife thought for a while and said, “The reason women talk so much is because they have to repeat everything they say.” The man frowned. Then he said,…
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DESPERATE!!!!
in JokesI know this isn’t a joke, but I really need help. I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs – phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out ‘with the girls’…
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4 Ways to Annoy Your Boyfriend
in Jokes1. Send him to the store for tampons, telling him to ask which is the best brand. 2. When he tells you he loves you say, “I do, wait, I don’t love you!” 3. Tell him you’re a covicted serial killer everytime he asks you how are you. 4. Spill his favorite and most expensive…
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RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
in Jokes1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship; she goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds; Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere; but she keeps finding her way…
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CROSS EXAMINATION
in JokesDefense Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up…
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WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
in JokesAT LAST SOMEONE SUMMED IT UP… The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. The men which are not so handsome but are…
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The Hermaphrodite
in JokesOne day, in a hospital, a doctor walked into a womans room, looking very serious. “There’s something wrong with your baby”, he said. the woman bolted upright. “Tell me! What’s wrong with my baby?” The doctor looked her straight in the eye and told her, “Your child is a hermaphrodite.” “A herma-whatta?” she asked. “The…