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Bob, an extremely wealthy 60-year-old, arrives at a country club with a beautiful and charming 25-year-old blonde. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob exclaims, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” His friends are shocked, but continue to ask, “So, how’d you persuade…

It was a very hot day in Minnesota. Inga finished hanging up the wash, put dinner in the oven and headed downtown to do some errands. “Gootness, it’s hot,” she mused to herself, as she walked down Main Street. As she passed by a tavern, she thought, “Vy nodt?” So she walked in and took…

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/he’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising. You see…

At a local college dance in Sweden, an American asked a local girl to dance. While they were dancing, he gave her a little squeeze, and whispered, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replied, “Yaah, in Sveden ve call dis a hug, too.” A little later, he gave her a peck on the…

Pete’s at work when he realises he’s forgotten to ask his wife, Alison, where he should pick her up after work. He calls home, and after several seconds, Ali answers the phone. Pete asks his question, and Ali shouts, “You got me out of the bath to ask me that? I dashed to the phone;…

Two guys are sitting in a bar. The one says to the other, “Are you going to the Johnsons’ tonight?” The other says, “Dunno, I don’t feel like it, but my wife wants to.” “Yeah, me too, I don’t feel like it, but my wife insists.” Both of them sigh deeply, look at each other…

Online dating is huge now. Everyone from EHarmony to Match.com have been benefitting from the surge in personals. But impersonal nature of online personals need a little clarifying. Below you’ll find a guide to better enable yourself “Find That Special Someone” Female Beautiful Bulgarian girl = I need a green card Beautiful Ukranian girl =…

Three guys, who had all died around the same time at about the same place, were waiting to take their place in Heaven. They were told by the angel that there was room for only one of them in Heaven. Their fate would be determined by the way each of them had died, so the…

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After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it’s the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is some of danger involved. When…

You Know You’ve Turned Into a Mom When… You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the barney song as you do the dishes. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school! You actually…

Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first guy says, “My favorite position is the ‘rodeo’ position.” “What is the ‘rodeo’ position, and how do you do that?” asks the second man. The first guy explains, “Well, first you tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours,…