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What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Eventually.

Feeling edgy, a woman took a hot bath. Just as she got comfortable, the doorbell rang. She got out, wrapped herself in a towel, and went to the door. A salesman wanted to know if she needed any brushes. She slammed the door in his face and returned to her bath. The doorbell rang again.…

Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and…

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on a bench by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, Mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” “Oh, no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I…

Q:What do you call a 300-pound stripper? A:broke

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord…

The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her…

A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving. The woman, who was hard of hearing, decided to go to the gynecologist…

A couple were at the beach watching a volleyball game when they notice a pair of adults nearby kissing passionately, the woman running her hands down the man’s arms, massaging erotically while nibbling on his ear. The couple was intrigued yet they don’t want to miss the exciting match so the girl asked her boyfriend…

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Cover Charge: $15.00 Round of Drinks: $23.00 Table Dance: $30.00 Another Round of Drinks: $23.00 Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00 A Round of Shots: $34.00 Another Round of Drinks: $23.00 Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00 Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00 Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:…