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Girl eagerly asks her boyfriend “Where is my birthday gift?” The boyfriend points to a sport car across the street and says “You see that beautiful and expensive Ferrari on the other side of the road?” Girl gets excited and screams, “Yeah!” Boy, also excitedly, says, “Well, I got you the same color nail varnish!”

If a couple in Arkansas get married, move to Washington, then move back to Arkansas, are they still brother and sister?

At the end of a hard year’s work, Bobby decides to take a holiday right away and he books himself on a Caribbean cruise. The first few days of the cruise are perfect but then calamity – the ship sinks and Bobby ends up on a small, uncharted island. He looks around and sees that…

What she says: Any ring is fine, as long as I have you. What she’s thinking: No diamond? How cheap! I’ll make his life a living hell! I’ll put poison in his coffee! I’ll cut his brake lines! Get her a diamond, idiot!!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and how the letters are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs . . . {B} barely there. {C} Can’t…

Strategic responses to the ever-dangerous “Do I look Fat” question: “No, not to Stevie Wonder.” “No babe, you’re not fat, you’re fluffy.” “Does this tie make me look stupid?” “No hablo ingles.” “If I answer that question, my life will be in danger.” “Let me jog around to your front and take a look.” “No,…

Susan (女，抱着孩子) Vic (调侃) Vic: Finger the baby’s ass, if he kicks, he’ll be a sorcer, if he screams, he’ll be a singer, if he laughs, he’ll be a homo. Susan:(笑，然后问)What about a girl? Vic: We finger them when they over 18. …… 爆笑….

40-ish………………………………49 Adventurer………………………..Slept with all your friends Athletic…………………………….No tits Average looking………………….Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful…………………………..Pathological liar Contagious Smile………………..Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated……………………..Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure……………..Medicated Feminist…………………………….Fat ball buster Free spirit………………………….Junkie Friendship first…………….Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun………………………………..Annoying Gentle……………………………..Comatose Good Listener……………………Borderline Autistic New-Age………………………….All joke hair, all the…

One day Bob (a boy) went to Sally (a beautiful girl). Bob told her, “Sal, Jack (a boy) wants you.” She replied, “I know.” They stand in silence for a while. Bob finally said, “I mean he needs your help.” “Oh.”

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a l lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check…

THINGY: female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra VULNERABLE: female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION: female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for the weekend with…

A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switch, when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, “Do you have any last requests?” The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?”