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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he…

A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says “Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself.” While out…

The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo. The woman cocked her ear, “Quick! My husband’s coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!” she cried. The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned…

A man into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints; the guy has a 18 inch cock. She says, “Hold on pal, I’ll lick it, I’ll suck it, but you’re not sticking that in me.” The man pulls up…

“I say! Look here!” said an angry member of the grouse-shooting party. “You nearly shot my wife!” “I’m terribly sorry,” replied the offender, “shall I try again?”

The true meanings of some common male phrases: “I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy thing.” Really means… “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and…

A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed. The husband says, “I thought we’d have sex tonight.” The wife replies, “No, I’m too tired tonight.” The husband says, “Is that your final answer?” The wife says, “Yes, it is, thank you.” The husband says, “OK, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you: I’m gay.” His mother made…

To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Nash

HER DIARY Sunday night – I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t…

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent…

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. It seems that in England, they had a men’s club, Bachelors’ Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law…