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During a break at work, John and Steve are chit-chatting about what happened the previous night: John: “OK, well last night the wife and I decided to go see a play. I waited for 10 minutes downstairs for her to get ready, and we got on our way. So, we’re driving down the street, when…

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to…

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Susan told her…

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president’s office…

100 Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Guy Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Movie nudity is virtually always female. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. Monday Night Football. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You…

One summer day a man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in very sexy lingerie and heels. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So, he tied her up and went golfing.

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he couldn’t get a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?” “Well, yes, I did once.” “Well, how…

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband just looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?” A few…

Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. “Women thought I was a god,” he explained from his hospital bed. Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl’s blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who…

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am the proud father of an 8 pound 7 ounce baby boy. Boy, is my wife gonna be mad when she finds out!

A guy goes into a diner, and when the waitress comes over to take his order, he says, “I want eggs, toast, and coffee. But make the eggs uncooked, the toast burnt, and the coffee really strong and bad. And I want you to slam the food onto the table and yell at me.” The…

What’s the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her…