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  • Things Women Seldom Say

    You take me out way too much!!! Do you think this dress makes me look too slim? You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage. Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it. That Pamala Anderson has a lovely joke. No, no you buy me too much already. A fake diamond will…

  • Geriatic Humor

    Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad…

  • The Pills

    One day this woman got to thinking about how her and her husband’s sex life. She realized they basically didn’t have one, so she decided to go to the doctor and get him some pills. The next day she went and the doctor told her to put 1 pill in her husbands coffee every morning.…

  • Pouring In

    Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking them how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, “What trip?”

  • Want Ad

    The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE… Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.. I’m a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will…

  • Why?

    A son asked his mother the following question: “Mum, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother replies, “Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. “Dad, why are wedding dresses white?” The father says, “Son, all household…

  • Why Eve was Created

    Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a…

  • We All Have Our Reasons

    Philip is telling his friends about his recent divorce. “Yes, it’s true. Sylvie divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn’t have any.”

  • Flowers

    Joe figured out a way to remember his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account with a florist and told him to send flowers to his wife on those dates, along with a note signed, “Your loving husband.” His wife was thrilled by the attention, and all was great until one anniversary.…

  • Bald Men!

    Why do bald men put holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair!

  • Advice For The Night Out

    It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?”…

  • The Dog Is Loose!

    Honest to God true story. Wife (yelling from upstairs): Honey, I’m naked and the dog is loose in the front yard! Husband (downstairs): Hold on, I’ll be right up! She didn’t appreciate the humor.