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One lesbian said to the other, “I’ll just be Frank with you,” …and the other said, “Ok, you be Frank today and I’ll be Frank tommorrow.”

If your ex-lover wants you back and you want him to know your serious, here’s something you could say: “Come on back and take yo space, ‘cuz if you break my heart again, I’ll break yo face”.

What is the one thing you get at a wedding and cannot give back no matter how much you despise and hate it? IN-LAWS!

I found this joke someplace: In middle school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn’t know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.…

A man left for work one Friday afternoon, but since it was payday, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck instead of just going straight home. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and a two-hour tirade…

I. Why does a man wants to have a WIFE? Because: W = Washing I = Ironing F = Food E = Entertainment. Why does a woman wants to have a HUSBAND? Because: H = Housing U = Understanding S = Sharing B = Buying A = and N = Never D = Demanding. II.…

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can’t do it because he’s her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her…

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a woman’s G-spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball!

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. “Why don’t you play with Spot, my dog, while you’re waiting?” He does wonderful tricks. He…

After they’d brought their first baby home from the hospital, a young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said. “I’ll do the next one.” The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers. He…

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place!

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, “What does she know about anything? I would…