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3 men were being interviewed for a position for the FBI. The interviewers needed to know the men were going to be loyal to the FBI until the very end. So they set up a little test. They put each of the 3 men’s wives in the room. They sent the first man in with…

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas barbeque, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were…

The farmer had 3 daughters; Flo, Betty, and Sam. Each girl had a date that night, but being the overprotective father that he was he had to meet the guy first. so sitting there in his chair with a shotgun he meets the guys. the first walks up and says “Hi, I’m Joe, I’m here…

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: “Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second Guy:…

What do you call an intelligent, good looking and sensitive man? A rumour

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side…

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

A guy was at a strip club, and he had glitter all over him, but he didn’t know it. He got in his car, and drove home, and it was about 11:30 when he got home. His wife was standing at the door when he got home. He kissed her, then told her that he…

1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you’re put off, that’s the view your future partner will have… 2. Live on your own. It’s important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you… 3. Go out with your friends for a…

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend has a huge penis. “Damn Bob, you’re hung!” Jim exclaims. “I wasn’t always this impressive, I had to work for it.” “What do you mean?” Jim asked. “Well, every day for the past two years I’ve spent an…

1. You wear a D… & A-C is tissue paper. 2. Your friends are guys, your partners are girls. 3. Anorexia is a four-letter word. 4. Pink is your favorite color… & hot pink is second. 5. Monika Lewinski is your role model. 6. You think foreign affairs is screwing two French guys. 7. M.U.D.D.…

1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males can’t know the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules. 5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong. 6. If the female is…