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What was the last thing NASA heard before apollo 13 crashed? Let her drive.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She said to the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch and Rolex watch.” “But you aren’t wearing any of those things,” said the artist. “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m…