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Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q.…

A handsome mid-age couple, John and Gail, like living in Texas. Even though they have lived in Texas most of their married life John never had a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale at Sheplers one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says…

Carol’s husband, Arnie, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was a woman’s work! One evening Carol arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table…

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They were sitting down on a bench to rest when they heard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged…

All women are emotional drag queens, and i married their queen

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent, and self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped onto the princess’ lap and said, “Elegant Lady, I was once…

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them. What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let her do the dishes in the dark. What do toys and womens breasts have in common? They were…

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man…

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband’s description. “Mother of six,” he would…

One day, Harry and Sarah were having a petty argument. After shouting back and forth, Sarah finally says, “Let’s make a deal. To end this argument, you admit that I am right and I will admit that I am wrong.” Harry thought for a moment, agreed, and asked her to go first. Sarah replied, “I’m…

A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary’s apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don’t wake up until 8 o’clock that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks his secretary to take his…