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An old Indian is standing on the corner, when an attractive young woman passes by. The Indian raises his hand in greeting, and says, “Chance!” The same thing happens several days in a row. The woman walks past and the old Indian raises his hand and says, “Chance!” Finally, she can’t ignore it any longer,…

Bob was talking to Ted, an old friend. Bob: My wife drives like lightning! Ted: She drives fast? Bob: No, She hits trees!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut. Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends. Q: Why is it that an archaeologist is the best man to have as a husband? A: The older you…

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked…

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to…

Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say -What do you mean today’s our anniversary? -I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. -Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being “just friends”. -The new girl in my office is a stripper…I invited her over for dinner on Friday.…

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged. “You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him…

As the Broadway showgirls were dressing for a performance, one of them noticed her friend was no longer sporting a flashy engagement ring. “What happened, Lily?” she asked, pointing to the bare finger. “The wedding off?” “Yeah,” Lily admitted. “I saw him in a bathing suit last week, and he looked so different without his…

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I…

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”. She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old…

Actual online ad: $10,000 06′ Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT 84025 – Aug 7, 2006 2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling…

A man woke up on his birthday and went downstairs expecting his wife to say “Happy Birthday” and to give him a nice breakfast. He found that his wife wasn’t home and that no breakfast was made. He got a little upset as he drove his kid to school. The whole trip to school was…