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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Debenham’s and bought a…

A man, traveling by plane, was in urgent need of a restroom facility but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant’s ladies’ room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked:…

One day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home to put a few things in storage. While he is there, he notices a large steamer trunk sitting in the corner. When he tries to open it, he finds it is locked. Puzzled and curious, he calls his new bride up…

A man was sitting next to the Pope on a cross-country flight. The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. He turned to the man and asked “Do you know a four-letter word for ‘woman’ that ends in U-N-T?” The man thought for a minute and said “Aunt.” “Oh yes, of course,” the Pope replied. “Do…

When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy. When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who’s the handsome dude behind him. But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down…

Woman’s guide to sex: Lay there and pretend to enjoy the experience and when it is done tell your partner it was the best you ever had. Man’s guide to sex” In, Out repeat if necessary!

One lesbian said to the other, “I’ll just be Frank with you,” …and the other said, “Ok, you be Frank today and I’ll be Frank tommorrow.”

If your ex-lover wants you back and you want him to know your serious, here’s something you could say: “Come on back and take yo space, ‘cuz if you break my heart again, I’ll break yo face”.

What is the one thing you get at a wedding and cannot give back no matter how much you despise and hate it? IN-LAWS!

I found this joke someplace: In middle school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn’t know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.…

A man left for work one Friday afternoon, but since it was payday, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck instead of just going straight home. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and a two-hour tirade…

I. Why does a man wants to have a WIFE? Because: W = Washing I = Ironing F = Food E = Entertainment. Why does a woman wants to have a HUSBAND? Because: H = Housing U = Understanding S = Sharing B = Buying A = and N = Never D = Demanding. II.…