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“Did ya hear I got married?” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She’s rich.” “Oh, that’s good!” “No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent.” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She bought me servants and a big house” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! The…

Why does Hershey’s chocolate taste so good? Because they are made by women! (Her-She) hahahaha

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp read, so when they got home, the husband got out…

If love is blind is then why is lingerie so popular?

It was the interval at the Opera when Mrs. Sternberg rose from her seat and called: “Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?!” A man in a tuxedo pushed his way towards her. “I’m a doctor” he said. “Oh, doctor,” she said, “Have I got just the loveliest…

An elderly couple were on a road trip and stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. They finished their lunch and it wasn’t until they were back on the highway that the old woman realized she had left her glasses behind at the restaurant. They had to continue on the highway for quite some distance…

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early, and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom, and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, “Mike,…

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are quite excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers, “Yes.” Jacob: “We’re…

A man and a woman are having an intimate dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the man quietly slides all the way down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from him seems to not notice.The waitress comes over and says, “Excuse me, Ma’am, but…

It’s not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, “You have a face that would stop a clock.”

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could…

Once in medieval times…there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest “Weapon”. The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon… he pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound…