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Modern Day Letter From a Girl to Her Crush
in JokesDear _______________, I really like you. I was wondering if you would like to go out with me. Please check one of the boxes below: ___ Yes ___ No ___ No, I already have a girlfriend, sorry ___ Yes, if you don’t tell my girlfriend ___ No, I am already fathering a child ___ No,…
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Snow in June
in JokesA lady walked into a bar and there were no seats available, except for one at a table that was occupied by a man, and she decides to take it. He said, “Hello, my name is Jim Snow, what’s yours?” The women replied, “June.” She went to get a drink and Jim Snow sat there…
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50 Years
in JokesA couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.” “Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old…
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WOMEN’S BUTT SIZE STUDY
in JokesThere is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too big… 10% of women think their ass is too little… The other 5% say that they don’t care — they love him and would have…
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Marriage Counseling
in Jokes“Judi, did you ever try marriage counseling?” Monika asked. “No,” Judi snarled. “That stupid dickhead, shit-for-brains, moronic ex-husband of mind would have just told the counselor I was ‘insensitive.’”
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Danish Chicks Flash Their Hairy Armpits
in JokesThese danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, while they catch guys’ reaction on candid camera. Scroll in a few minutes – it is hilarious http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/programmer/soestrene-bidsk/soestrene-bidsk-tester-angst-for-haar/
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Laugh at the Pregnant Lady
in JokesA young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The…
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Top 10 Mother’s Day Wishes
in JokesWhat a mother wants for Mother’s Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any “floaties” (ie, backwash). 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that, “Why is this person my mother?” way. 8. Five pounds of chocolate…
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Family History
in JokesThe Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put together all their research notes,…
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Candy Dispenser
in JokesWhile I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. “How does that thing work?” she asked. As I turned the figurine’s arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed. “I see … it’s a lot like my husband,” she said. “You have to…
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He’s the Boss
in JokesThe boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch,…