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  • Cra-Z Laws:Alabama

    Alabama • A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or “in a substantially nude state” except a babe in arms. • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. • An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of “uncertain chastity” had to be off the…

  • And That Makes . . . .

    Mistake: to err, to cause an error or make a mess; If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style… If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident… If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law… If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention… If a…

  • Press Cuttings

    These are all true cuttings, Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van because they cannot issue a description. It is a Special Branch vehicle and they do not want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole…

  • Bush

    Why don’t politicians ever consider being gynocologists? They would have to deal with too much Bush every day!

  • Is it Over Yet?

    An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his rabbi. “Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a ‘goy’ and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I am alive today because of it.” “Self preservation is important and the fact…

  • Republican Class

    A teacher in California asked her class, “How many of you are Republicans?” Everyone in the class raised their hands except for one girl. “Mary,” the teacher inquired, “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Republican,” she replied. “I’m a Democrat.” The teacher asked her, “Why are you a Democrat?” And Mary…

  • Editing Bushit in Wikipedia

    Before creating an article, please read Wikipedia:Your first article, or search for an existing article to which you can redirect this title. To experiment, please use the sandbox. As you create the article, provide references to reliable published sources. Without references, the article may be deleted. Notice: You are re-creating a page that was deleted.…

  • A Hotel

    A hotel. A room for four with four strangers. Three of them soon open a bottle of vodka and proceed to get acquainted, then drunk, then noisy, singing and telling political jokes. The fourth one desperately tries to get some sleep; finally, frustrated, he surreptitiously leaves the room, goes downstairs, and asks the lady concierge…

  • White House Interior Decorator

    One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, “Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!” Yes Sir, Mr. President,” the interior decorator replies. “I’ll have those mirrors…

  • Communism

    Lenin coined a slogan on how to achieve the state of communism through rule by the Communist Party and modernization of the Russian industry and agriculture: “Communism is Soviet power plus electrification of the whole country!” The slogan was subject to popular mathematical scrutiny: “Consequently, Soviet power is communism minus electrification, and electrification is communism…

  • Inflation

    Have you heard, Putin ordered the government to arrest the inflation. Well, not exactly, he ordered to have it arrested…and jailed.

  • Question and Answer Clinton Jokes

    How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter’s finger? Punch him in the nose. What does Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims and The Clintons’ hair styles have in common? They both look like the work of a butcher. If The Clinton’s were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents? Possibly, Bill might have made…