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The winter’s passed, The summer’s here. For this we thank Our party dear!

Real Quotes By George Bush: This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn’t think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada.” – George W. Bush, as reported by the Associated Press, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009. “I’m going to put…

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who…

It is amazing how politicians can fit all their good points in a 30 second TV commercial.

What is Bill’s definition of safe sex? When Hillary is out of town.

Alaska • A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. (O_o) • Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear for photo opportunities. (is shooting waking?) • Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (but…