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Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned umpired shouts. “No, Mr. President! I said, ‘Throw the first PITCH!’”

Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, and George Washington were all on an airplane looking out the door. George Washington says, ” I’m going to make somejoke happy” then throws a $20 out of the plane. Bill Clinton says, “I’m going to make two people happy” then throws 2 $20’s out of the plane. Abraham Lincoln says…

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All…

2. Australia Version A recent survey in Australia asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? Answer: 18% said: YES 82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شن

“Have you heard it? Brezhnev died!” / “What happened, heart attack?” / “No, short-circuit of eyebrows.”

A west-german boy to a ddr-boy: Why is the banana curved? The ossie replies: Why, is this curved? (old Hungarian joke)

The phone rings, Brezhnev picks up the phone: “Hello, this is dear Leonid Ilyich…”.

This is seriously strange. If you vote, don’t vote because it offends you, just view it as sarcastic. If this being sarcastic offends you, view it as serious. I refuse to tell which way I think about it. If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he…

One day, a Democrat was on vacation. He was walking along the beach, when he hit his toe on a hard object, and looking down, he saw a small, shiny golden lamp sticking out of the sand. Excited, he grabbed the lamp, and rubbed its side. A genie appeared from the lamp and said, “Thank…

Did you hear the one about when the Great Recession began? The President appointed a cat to chair the Federal Reserve. Do you know why? Because when a cat falls, it always lands on its feet.

Got to Get You Into My Sights I Put a Shell in You You’ve Shot a Friend Huntin’, Shootin’, Drinkin’ Dude Looked Like a Birdie

President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were brought to see him. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, “Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart,” so the Wizard said, “So…